Q-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
A-The professor is the smartest person on the island but he is book smart not "handyman" smart.
Q-If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
A-Nether because I would never say "Hey look at the two crumbs on the table" or "Hey look at the two halves of a crumb on the table." I would just think "Hey look at the crumbs on the table."
Q-If there is a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
A-I know that a smell is spread through the air through the process of diffusion but I'm not sure if you could set a center generalized time to it.